Thursday, April 29

8x10 Glossy?

So, I'm working with someone difficult on a seeming never ending project. Yesterday, this person took the cake! They admitted that they'd love an 8x10 glossy of me to use as dart practice. Really? Can we say workplace hostility? To make matters worse, I was working with an outside contractor today, and this person almost brought it-IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ELSE! This person, really does take the cake.

Tuesday, April 27

How can you?

Seriously, you work in a LIBRARY! Statistically, there are more women than men. Yep, that's true here too! SO PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!! And try harder not to drip on the floor....

Hahahahahaha!

I laughed so hard, I almost ... well, you know!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/04/19/2010-04-19_lost_librarian_survey_reveals_1in5_have_gotten_intimate_in_the_stacks.html

Monday, April 26

Public flatulence...

...really? Need I say more?

Folks, if I'm nice enough to reassure you to press the OK button on the computer, please don't FART IN MY FACE!!!

Tuesday, April 20

Can you tell me my password?

Excuse me, miss, ? I've forgotten my yahoo password, can you help me log on to my account?

Me: muh hahahhahaha

Bad, bad corrupt!

Ok, I apologize. Once again, I'm showing my lack of dicipline! URghhhh. Let's try again...