8x10 Glossy?

So, I'm working with someone difficult on a seeming never ending project. Yesterday, this person took the cake! They admitted that they'd love an 8x10 glossy of me to use as dart practice. Really? Can we say workplace hostility? To make matters worse, I was working with an outside contractor today, and this person almost brought it-IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ELSE! This person, really does take the cake.

How can you?

Seriously, you work in a LIBRARY! Statistically, there are more women than men. Yep, that's true here too! SO PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!! And try harder not to drip on the floor....

Hahahahahaha!

I laughed so hard, I almost ... well, you know!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/04/19/2010-04-19_lost_librarian_survey_reveals_1in5_have_gotten_intimate_in_the_stacks.html

Public flatulence...

...really? Need I say more?

Folks, if I'm nice enough to reassure you to press the OK button on the computer, please don't FART IN MY FACE!!!

Can you tell me my password?

Excuse me, miss, ? I've forgotten my yahoo password, can you help me log on to my account?

Me: muh hahahhahaha

Bad, bad corrupt!

Ok, I apologize. Once again, I'm showing my lack of dicipline! URghhhh. Let's try again...

Really?

Ok, this is just a rant, but man, I have to get it off my chest. Really, I do love my job, but come on folks!

Seen on public computer "out of order"

Patron comes up to me, "Uh, that computer over there says it's out of order"

Me: stunned, and have no idea what to say!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm back? It's been two years, but let's see if I can make it stick this time. I promise (ok, I'll try to promise) to write one post a day on here...

Yay, the life of the public librarian!

Eeekkk... it's been a while!

Argh! So, once again, it's been a long time since I've written. Never fear though, I'm only a keyboard away.

Something seen at the library this week:
Man, sucking back his coffee as he passes the reference desk. Loudly throws cup in the garbage. Approaches the ref desk.
Me, 'Sir, next time could you please take your drink outside. There's no eating or drinking in the library.'
Man, 'What? I wasn't drinking anything! Do you have a study room?'
Me, 'No, they are all booked for the rest of the day.'
Man, 'Not even one free?'

Ok, that's my life....